My job, at the moment, amongst many, is to walk the dogs and possibly the cat.
So off we set, Monster, Pepper and Ted.
Everyone wearing their hi-viz!
Nothing to see here. Move along!
Monster clambered through the fence, whining.
He got a bog-brush tail from the surprise of it all (we haven’t been this way for a while).
And complained bitterly about getting his paws dirty.
The rest of us just got on with it.
Because we are used to mud (oh, yes, we have mud. Much mud at the moment).